👀👀😮💦WATER🫗💧👀DEAL👀👀

16 Jul, 2026

I'm not even kidding, these waters literally saved a marriage. People underestimate the power of freezer cold fizzy spring water. It even has the le heckin' Japan on it, like in my hobonichi techo 👀👀 which makes it easier to convince regular people to drink it (sparkling has a bad rap).

Also, they make great cat toys. Mine have 2 Fuji Sparkling boxes that they cycle through.

In other news, I've found out that each 10mg gummy (220 gummies in total) from my latest Michigan visit has 2.5g of sugar. Fuck. I can't be high af anymore. Like, what do you mean I just consumed 50g of processed sugar??? I can't be doing that. So, it looks like I'll be painfully sober (only vape high 😢) for the foreseeable future, unless I decide to fuck up my diet.

(totally not ステマ btw lol)