Steve

Thank you, Michigan! and some other life stuff too.

Thank you for being close to ohio and for having almost free, trashy vape carts that I can't stop consuming. Honestly, the combination of a leaky distillate vape and a few Celsius packets thrown into a water bottle gives you a healthy dose of microplastics AND some extra metals. 😋 Tbh this might be a short term white trash lifestyle kind of thing lol. There's no way my body is going to be ok with this for much longer, but damn is it fun just being a piece of shit sometimes.

speaking of being a piece of shit... sorry, I've just started handing the in-laws massgrave windows machines with the 2024 Office suite and cracked photoshop/premiere from the russkis on them. I really wanted to get people on libreoffice and linux mint but I kinda got tired of showing them how to open the update manager over the phone or dealing with shit from streaming services (looking at you, peacock, you cunts) lol. whatever, I like doing my wsreset -i, fixing the right click (which is now janky on some vers of windows), getting the microsoft store re-enabled and adding the photo app and terminal from it. Prolly not the best use of time, but it's relaxing. also, fuck, cutting some zines. gotta wake up at 10 and do some manual labor 😀 (some more gummies and Celsius should wake me up lol). Is it fucked up that they put little sun rises on the logo and add caffeine to some edibles now? America may actually be too high rn. I'm gonna have the terminal launch on startup.

gotta hand a few zines to a friend tomorrow :O