Sober me waking up at 1pm with a headache from fake weed (written today):
CW: You may lose just as many braincells reading this as I lost writing it
tl;dr sorry to everyone for being hard to reach
Ok, shit. I'm at week 4 of self imposed neetdom. My wife and I took our first vacation in 2 years, and now I have a couple of months to either (1) get my shit together or (2) accept that I'll have to go back to normal, soul crushing wage cucking. Either way, I only have so much savings.
After 11 years of eating shit at work daily, I don't want my life to become this meme again
not sure what the source on this one is tbh
Shit I should be doing:
* updating my zine files on itch
* editing my chara gomoku and gomoku jr print outs for readability
* formatting comics for the wife (should prolly do this first)
* finishing the christimas comic (should we leave the united health bit in?)
* signing into my onenote to download all of the lyric screencaps with furigana I put there like a year ago
* reformatting a bunch of shazna and l'arc en ciel lyrics into zines to carry around in my wallet
* actually finishing some videos for my channel
* setting up luna translator again so reading fire punch is easier
* adding all of my go to ffmpeg and imagemagick one liners here so I don't have to scramble for random txt files
* replying to emails and messages that I've been putting off
* restocking my zine boxes (taking longer than expected)
* playing miku boxing and joysound everyday
* making my wife listen to the entirety of the FOTC's BBC Radio 4 show
* inviting more people to my Haven instance
Things I am doing:
* drugs
* twitter (arguably worse than drugs)
* imageboards (slightly better than twitter)
* binging the rest of total divas
* writing incomprehensible tl;dr (like below)
The original post written by a much less sober me (last night):
Corny references aside, wazzuuup. I have accidentally ingested D8 with my D9+ syrup. This was mixed with Key Lime La🇫🇷Croix - for anyone looking for a good mix for THC drinks or sparkling water fans in gen. Thank you, water.
Anyway, yeah, I though this was a normal D9 level of sketchy, which is already sketchy. No, this was some hell concoction of D9 mixed with D8 to raise the THC level that they could advertise or something. Idk. Weed is getting too complicated. Anyway, instead of a normal 50mg Cycling Frog 4 pack to drink in a night or even a fancy Choom (the fanciest of weed drinks), I bought syrup. Wow 1000 thc! Well shit. This plus was the hell concoction part, 'fraid so. You shouldn't get a headache from weed btw. My head feels like someone gouged one of my eyes with their spear cock and proceeded to fuck my brains out. Better than earlier tbh. Earlier felt like the original guy fucking my brains out in this scenario and his friend were double teaming me, fucking both of my eyeballs with each of their cocks, respecgively.
Next time I'm just gomna head over to michigan for some ungodly cheap weed and illegally bring it back to ohio frfr.
Isn't it weird that gas stations have galaxy gas stocked and ready to go? This country ('murica) has been in a weird libertarian wet dream since the farm bill loophole became a thing for sketchy weed. Based. This is self imposed harm. I'm not claiming the 24/7 tech stoner autistic manchild lifestyle is for everyone. But it is for me 😎 (for the next couple months at least lol). Will my quest to become unemployable succeed? Probably depends on what recreational, legal or quasi-legal (the best kind of legal) substances I decide to take. I'll stay away from whatever sketchy drugs shithead boomers like cheech and chong shill. Idk there's a level of sketch, and anything with D8 is too fucking sketch for me. Same with kratom tbh. Choom and Cycling Frog... those get a pass.
every party should have a minimum of 70 pre-rolls
Has anyone ever said "no" to having weed cream sensually rubbed on them?
So, what you'd do is hit up every store in Monroe or wherever your state's weedboom towns are. You'd go to each of em and say it's your first time. They'd give you an ungodly amount of free weed and discounts. There might be cheaper states than Michigan tbh but I'm not inclined to look. Michigan has my heart. Thank you Michigan, for the cheap weed, Hundreds of Beavers (great movie btw), for Jack White, for ICP, for mom's spaghet man - what a state! Actually, fuck those roads. I'll stick to sneaking your cheap weed back to comfy Ohio. DeWine can suck my cock.
