From what I remember, last night was pretty good. Good people, good convo. Actually, great people. I've never actually been invited to a party before lol. Like, it was kinda interesting being the just one instead of the plus one. Good shit.
[redacted] and I are kinda living our best 30s rn
Thank you, wife, for locating me on the streets of Akron. Not too proud of that part, and I hope no one saw my dick while I, reportedly, pissed on someone's lawn. Apology breakfast time 😗