Gross Post (Halloween Edition)
Bro, the Air BnB lady can hear me piss. She laughed. I'm not making this up, she laughed at what was a pretty steady (and loud) stream. It was sort of a cackle. She does have the voice of a witch, after all.
No more Air BnB's attached to someone's house after this one. Like, she came up to us with a screw driver, knocking on our car door while we were reading the instructions - only to complain that we hadn't read the instructions. Wasn't too big of a fan of her calling my wife fat (in so many words) either.
Ofc, I smelled divorce on her breath the second she accosted our car. It took her all of 2 minutes to mention that fact in our convo. It was something about her having to do extra shit to prep now that she's divorced. The dude isn't even around anymore, and she's still finding ways bitch about him to strangers. I can see why she's divorced.
We're limited to 10 minute showers in this room attached to the hag's divorce settlement. Not a fan. Never met someone who, in less than 5 minutes of meeting them, managed to insult my wife's intelligence and weight at the same time. Hope she enjoys the paper thin walls. It's the only time she's going to hear a man cum.
The zucchini bread was delicious tho.
got mildly sick off this food, but it was fucking worth it. some of the best biscuits and gravy we've ever had. gonna avoid asking for my burgs rare in the future lol
