(FML) Uninvited from the Geordie Greep After Party
That was probably the worst prank that anyone has ever played on me.
Imagine someone saying "yeah, you can totally come to this party with one of your favorite artists." You're hyped. Now it's 12am. You haven't heard from them. You call them, they're obviously at a party. They fumble around on the phone for a minute then say they'll text back. They spend a few minutes obviously figuring out a story. They say their phone was dead at 10, despite them picking immediately. They had all of the chances to contact you guys as a nicety, for hours. Almost 7 hours.
Then it hits you. When you went to say bye to them earlier, you said "See you later tonight." They said "See you sometime."
You see them later after saying goodbye initially (which as weird, actually) and say something in passing about the after party. They give it a "yeah, for sure" and use their verbal bullshitting to swerve away.
Bro, you could have said "No." I know you're just some weird social climber that's only hanging with us because of some shitty online reality show (that you're a mark for).
And you're not even a fan of Geordie. You said so in the car while you were you bragging about setting it up. You went on about all of the connections you had, as if all of these people you knew were just trading cards for you to collect and try advance your situation. You maybe listened to a song or two. Fr, you messaged him on insta out of the blue specifically because he had clout and bullshitted your way into this party setup sitch. IDC. You had no intention of inviting us from the start. You should have just fucking said so.
I've dealt with a lot of bullshitters in my life, but at least those bullshitters were paying my bills.
I hope to never hear from you again, FlyboyNiko, you social climber transactional orbiter piece of shit. I might be a total loser, but at least I'm honest. Fucker.
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